Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Bournemouth

FFS I've got 5 - 0 in the prediction league. Come on, we can do that.

 

First shot on target by Bournemouth and it's by a Spurs academy player!
Gets a good reception, though. Sort of...

 

Only Kyle Walker could rescue that **** corner!

 

Bournemouth use their last sub, ****ing off another Goon. Replaced by a moose, possibly.
Are we going to use any today or not bother?

 

Time for Vinnie and Victor.

 

Kane replaced by... Wanyama? Er, ok...

 

Dier has been magnificent today!!

 

Unlikely, but GD could be important come the end of the season.

Plus, we seem to score without him too...

 

I'm fine with him coming off, but Janssen should get some time. A goal would do him wonders, I think.

 

Did someone just nutmeg the ref? Really?

 

True. Or maybe they've given up on hm.

 

I'm sure he'll be on in a minute when it's too late, unfortunately. Probably get about 3 minutes.
****ing Sissoko's coming on first. Replaces Alli.

 

Urgh... Sissoko

 

Oh not him!!!!

 

Great touch on his left by Sissoko, then he pisses about too much. Shame. Should've just hit it.

Janssen on for Eriksen. Hope he gets at least one chance.

 

Janssen on.

Our GD,assuming this stays the same, will be +45 against The Chavs +40.

 

Janssen for Eriksen

 

Sat at work watching it..a colleague joined me, left me 2 minutes later whilst saying 'Spurs knock it around don't they'

'Aye, we are easy on the eye mate'

 

Janssen!!...

 

4-0!!!! Janssen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Great!!!!!