All my friend has one , I want to know where he got it but he never takes my call , must have been something I done .
He's my only friend so I'm a bit down he won't talk to me . But you know , at almost 65 , I've never lost a friend that they've never lost a better one .
Good Lord! I won't remember that! I wasn't a World-beater, but I finished in a decent middle-of-the-pack time. I remember the Isle of Wight Marathon being a killer. Only a handful of isotopic-drink stations along the course. The San Fran Marathon had isotopic-drinks every two miles.
If you're going to make it up, you could have at least googled an average time to make it sound more authentic Why don't you just admit that you're bullshitting now, before you end up humiliating yourself again.
I sorted some tickets for United for one of the lad's on this site's uncle a few months back and forgot to tell him my real name so the chaps who arrived were calling me Terry. I couldn't keep a straight face, I thought about explaining the whole situation but it just sounded ridiculous in my head so I just went along with it.
Probably because it is... Them 'Hi Tel' You 'Tel is my name on the internet but not in real life' <everyone pauses and thinks you're ****ing odd>
Explaining the concept of this forum to three blokes I'd never met, I had to go back and meet him again after the match as well to get the SC's back, so when I called him I had to just say "Hi mate it's Terry I'm here now".
Imagine trying to explain this site Basically it's a bunch of lads and one or two lesbians who chat to each other about who's got the ****test manager, offer to fight each other in cages and participate in 771 page threads about Theresa May's haircut. We don't use our real names cos we all genuinely hate each other's guts. But here's ya tickets, I'm doing a favour for your nephew who has probably threatened to decapitate me at some point.
