Masters

The masters are no until Augusta...

Monaco is a ****.

 

****in yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssss ah goat a menshy

 

Scotland's finest Sandy Lyle tied for 2nd but a long way to go.

 

Hope he's brought 2 pairs of trousers.

Just in case he gets a hole in one

****ing gold ^^^

 

you have now been taken off my ignore list, that made me Laugh Out Loud. I thank you, sir. Is it a new joke? In fact, don't answer that, it must be.

 

It was written this afternoon on my lunch hour. It's the way I tell 'em imho

 

The way you typed was the clincher imho

 

Channel is this on?

 

Weird, I saw the same joke on the Mrs Browns Boys preview on iPlayer?

 

Preview my arse. You watched the whole episode and who can blame you? It's outstanding.

 

Sky probably

 

I read somewhere that the Grand National is on ITV this year? The BBC are ****ing hopeless even though they do sporting events a lot better, when they can be ****ing bothered.

 

The BBC can do things best as they have a bottomless pit of money aff the Government and mugs who pay their licence.

I like the BBC tbh.

 

ITV probs make mare fae advertising although I would have to look into this

 

Can you give us a breakdown when you do, please?

 

Sky but Yanks being Yanks no coverage till 19.00,hope this helps.

 

Did you like my Brucey bonus about Amen Corner earlier, Mick?

 

Probably not.

 

One of your finest

BTW you're right about the BBC,losing everything and similar story over here with our national broadcaster,money talks.

 

Read they're bumping the licence up.