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Discussion in 'Barnsley' started by UTRs, Mar 25, 2015.

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    topped with mozzarella cheese
     
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    cakes made by Mr.
     
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    T, also known as
     
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    Amber nectar for housewives
     
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    due to his huge
     
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    reliance on Yorkshire tea
     
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    bags to carry his
     
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    leaves for his caddy
     
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    who loves playing golf
     
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    utilising his girlfriend's hole
     
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    known as Cheddar Gorge
     
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    because of the cheesy
     
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    smell of her feet
     
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    from a mile away
     
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    from Rochdale where you
     
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    the players smelly underpants
     
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    flavoured crisps which are
     
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    advertised by Gary Lineker
     
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    in his under crackers
     
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: 'Tis all balderdash and nonsense!, It be gobbledegook too i tells ya!, good morning slim!, like kiwi, hiya greg, God gave sausage rolls to you

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