Have a relative who does some work for the academy who told me that we were signing a *****lian goalkeeper for U18s or U23s not sure which. I nearly choked with laughter into my thatchers when he told me and thought it was a wind up. Anyway he produced some evidence to back up his claim. Problem with this kid is that he does not have a birth certificate and they are struggling with international clearance. Is this a new untapped market (I thought they just killed reindeer) or is signing *****ls the next big thing? At least LJ would be able to look them in the eye.
Problem is Mike without a birth certificate he could be in his 40s and we are signing him for the youth team.
Without wishing to sound like a racist bigot, I am pretty sure all *****lian gentlemen are not 5ft tall. In fact he could be a 5 star genius for all you know
