PJust; aka The Chuckle Brothers #mastertactician

4-0 is better than 2-0.......


And so much better than.....

 

Hahahaha, 21 goals and 6 assists and he doesn't take our penalties (Kane has 4 of his 19 from the spot)

You're such a bitter blert astro, anyway lad crack on with the petitions

https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/176852

 

Absolutely fine by me if you want to spunk half your wage bill to keep him at Everton

Since you signed him you've stopped being part of the top 4 conversation, but congrats on achieving 6th place thanks to playing 3 games more than the worst Man Utd side in almost 3 decades

 

Points in the bank.

Hardly then a glowing reference to Klopp, but he did get his #excuseinearly

 

He's the best striker in the league at present, so only an idiot or a bitter kopite would suggest that keeeping him would be bad business for EFC

You're paying that show pony Coutinho more than what's on the table for Lukaku btw and he's got less assists than Ross.

 

yeah he's #worldclass when judged against relegation candidates with 10 men

Shame he doesn't turn up when it matters

 

He's the best striker in the PL at present it's a simple fackht

21 goals and 6 assists, yet another Everton player that's made you look a clueless ****

 

How did you do against the relegation candidates with 11 men? Did you turn up when it mattered

 

So then give us an Astro prediction for the Man City game later...
What are you're thoughts?
Do you have an attic booked somewhere incase you lose?

If you dont get the result you want we'll see you next week

 

Also a fact that apart from knowing how ****e Stones is and a meaningless consolation against Spurs he does nothing against top teams

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Errrmmmm oh yeah they got beaten.

 

He's scored 6 more PL goals than Firmino, Sturridge and Origi added together this season

Hopefully he'll slot in front of the hill of piss next up

 

How can you possibly be below us with stats like that? Table must be lying.

I'm sure he will score once you've already lost the game

 

You were 14 points ahead of us a couple of months ago, the gap is now 5

 

I've just done some calculations and according to your data, our other players have contributed 40 goals this season

Is that even allowed? Did we get 40 OGs?

Whatever we're doing at least it seems better than being a #onemanteam where the one man can't do it against top half teams

 

You do realise that Everton have had more different goal scorers than any other PL side this season right?

#clownshoes

 

14 players with 1 goal each?

 

Klopp is safe, Rom hasn't scored against a team placed 4th to 7th.