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Caption competition: Round #2

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Salah's-left-foot, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Salah's-left-foot

    Salah's-left-foot Well-Known Member

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    Many thanks to Leon Bessi for the picture

     
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  2. Ze

    Ze Well-Known Member

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    Carra: I've got such an itch on my ear I just can't get, Kuyt will you do the honours?

    Kuyt: Sure ting Carra

    Carra begins cocking leg as Kuyt scratches.
     
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  3. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Carra,For **** sake Wayne don't come near me again until you get your head-lice sorted.
    Dirk can you give my hair a rub to get the nits out.
     
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  4. Salah's-left-foot

    Salah's-left-foot Well-Known Member

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    Thats brilliant <ok>
     
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  5. suarezlfc

    suarezlfc Active Member

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    Kuyt: In Holland we can tell how big ze penis is by ze size of ze ear.
     
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  6. King_Kenny

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    37-42 seconds is my entry!

    [video=youtube;LZHe5uP0st8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LZHe5uP0st8&feature=related[/video]
     
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  7. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    Carra: If I pull a face like Suarez you reckon Kenny will give me a chance up front?

    Kuyt: Sorry Jamie, the ears don't quite match!
     
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  8. Chris.

    Chris. #bringbackchris

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    Kuyt: I've got my imaginary scissors and i'm gonna chop your ear off!

    Carra: Bring it on.
     
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  9. KingPepeReina.

    KingPepeReina. Active Member

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    Theres a better Simpsons video than that its called the ''Holy Goalie''.
     
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  10. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Dirk - Hey Carra did you hear that Skylarker won the last caption competition?

    Carra - HAHAHA that Skylarker's such a cock

    Dirk - Talking of cocks your ear's nearly the same size as mine

    Carra - HAHAHAHAHAHA
     
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  11. Bozz

    Bozz Well-Known Member

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    Dirk: "I'm sure I left Spearing in here somewhere"
     
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  12. Muppetfinder General

    Muppetfinder General Well-Known Member

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    Kuyt: They're Manc nits.

    Carra: How do you know?

    Kuyt: They're thick and they're all babies.
     
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  13. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    Do you know who I am?

    No Sir.

    I'm Mr Noah Claypole and you're under me so don't you forget it!
     
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  14. Foredeckdave

    Foredeckdave Music Thread Manager

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    " I've told you before I'm the striker and you can't score goals"
     
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  15. Salah's-left-foot

    Salah's-left-foot Well-Known Member

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    Voting for the best caption will begin from 12pm tommorow. You can still put in new entries after then <ok>
     
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  16. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Can't i vote now?
     
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  17. Salah's-left-foot

    Salah's-left-foot Well-Known Member

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    Nope. We have to give some time for users to post more entries. Wouldn't be fair if we allowed people to vote earlier.
     
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