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  1. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Depends who you might be compromised by lol.

    RHC then you have nothing to worry about unless he has sorted his mobility scooter out :bandit:
     
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  2. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Non-secure login it says.

    I always feel insecure if I don't have clean knickers on <ok>
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    You should always wear clean knickers. What if you were in an accident and the ambulance drivers had to strip you naked? Or if you ordered a pizza but didn't have money to pay the driver?
     
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  4. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Always have clean knickers on before ordering takeway FFS. Thems the rules.
     
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  5. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Indeed, you never know when you won't have enough money and need to pay with sex. Same thing with paying the landlord. When the landlord comes over have clean undies on.
     
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  6. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Always make sure you don't have enough money if you have clean knickers. Thems the other rules. <ok>
     
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  7. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    I change them every day, what more do you want! <doh>
     
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  8. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Your dirty ones. :bandit:
     
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  9. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    Most certainly not! Judas Mourinho gets first dibs, he wears them!
     
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  10. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    ****ing hell <yikes>
     
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  11. jenners04

    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    Well you don't want clean ones as all you can smell then is the fabric conditioner :bandit:

    Want to smell the minge lol.

    Sorry wishi <hug>:emoticon-0111-blush
     
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  12. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    <laugh>

    Think she's starting to regret coming back. :bandit:
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    It must be getting that way <laugh>
     
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  14. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    That's very rude! <wah>
     
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  15. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    I regret coming back every day!
     
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    If only there was a solution to that.......






    :bandit:
     
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  17. Zanjinho

    Zanjinho Boom!
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    Don't leave?
     
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    That's the one. <ok>
     
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  19. astro

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    moved
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    We regret you coming back too.
     
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