Off Topic No thanks !

So... is the moral of these tales that you lads look like gullible saps or is it that you look sad and Desperate?

 

Duh no, it's don't trust John Lewis staff, they want your kidneys.

 

I remember the story of my cousin and his friend early in the 80s before AIDS was discovered they went to west end of London. After having
some drinks they were approached by two young girls, the girls asked them if they want sex. They said yes, and the girls took some money from
them promising to go and look for a place. They never came back.
One of them early went to a Massage Parlour thinking that sex was part of the package he was disappointed.

 

I had my elbow in a girls face earlier on the tube. She was quite hot.

 

#schoolboyerror

 

#lifestory

Did you ever live in the UK?

 

Did she lick your elbow since it was right there, or was she a prude?

 

First 16 years of my life.

 

She was frigid.

 

Does she slap you?. Only you can find out that she is hot.

 

It's obvious since she didn't slap him that she was hoping he would strip her naked right then and there. Zingy missed his opening.

 

Not a good Samaritan: Many years a go going to work at Kings Cross, I saw this young woman looking as she was going to fall. As I approach
to help her I saw that she was trying to inject herself with a needle. I ran as far as I can.

 

I don't have the skills of RHC and Dribs.

 

****ing hell dribs. You don't half get yourself into some weird situations

 

I think he needs to dedicate this thread to his everyday life. I'd love to hear about his daily experiences. Like your Cheese thread.

 

It's starting to look like that's a good idea

 

Thread title, Dribbles On The Outside.

 

Dribbles Down His Leg

 

Wonder if they were just racists?

 

In Myrtle Beach of all places that's very likely. Myrtle Beach's main strip is full of shops selling rebel flags and even Nazi memorabilia (German WWII themed stuff). It's the most racist redneck place I've been.

I never go there as an adult. South Carolina has so many nicer beaches, even if Myrtle is the one we're unfortunately famous for.