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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by crumble bungle, Apr 14, 2016.

  1. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    they have probably got rid of the wrong people as well mate, load of bollocks how the points system is worked out.
    When we had our last batch they got rid of a couple of welders because they had bad time keeping, dozy ****ers then had to ship out all our welding.
     
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  2. Billy Death

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    Why do they need cams?
    Just give the lads the tools & let them get on with the job.
    Things like this boil my piss.
    Poor **** has been in prison for doing what he was trained to do.
     
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  3. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Not sure mate, perhaps for this exact reason.

    I don't think politics should ever interfere with military standard procedure, because you can't un-train human instinct.... you can't change thousands of years of evolution with a stroke of a pen.

    These people who put on suits, weigh 7 stone piss-wet through, and would run a mile in the event of confrontation, they're hell bent on putting 'policies' and 'legislation' in place, for everything... if the 2nd world war kicked off today, we'd be obliterated in days. Sign this, protest that, petition, red tape, let the shemale on the front line, house of lords vote on halal rat packs... endless drivel.
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    As for redundancies, if you can afford to leave your job, then jump at them... it won't be much longer before the gov't start to withhold redundancy payouts and drip feed the money back to you as per your filled out questionnaire of how much it costs you to live and feed your family.

    I've just sent a large sum of cash to a charity to help save the lives of poorly kids, I can rest at night knowing that'll not be ending up in the pockets of a Kenneth, who needs a new diamond cut blade for his drive-on lawnmower.
     
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  5. MrRAWhite

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    The vast majority were voluntary who accepted the terms offered, but I know for certain that some of the people going are irreplaceable in the short term.
     
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  6. MrRAWhite

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    Still an absolute travesty that he was charged in the first place..
     
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  7. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    I am fortunate that i don't have a mortgage or debts so could in theory just walk away, but i think that's what they want me to do....so fukc em.
    They even tried to pin a disciplinary on me about slow productivity and poor quality of work. dopey cnuts couldn't even write the letter out properly. Needless to say i contested it and they agreed that they had no grounds to bring the charge.
     
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  8. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    if they offered voluntary i would be off like a shot, just not a nice place to be now and i enjoy working.
     
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  9. MrRAWhite

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    I kept my job, but we are having our night shifts changed so we will now finish at 8:20 am instead of 7:20.. It might not seem much of a change but means I will not see my family in the mornings at all, and it will be worse for two of my colleagues who have young children..
     
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  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    The raghead **** had already been blasted by a 50cal from a chopper. Maybe should have let the dogs eat his bleeding heart and tear the **** apart. Then kept his bullet for some other dirty goat shagging twat.

    Head cams should be a no no. And also mates that keep diaries and keep note of things.
     
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  11. Billy Death

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    Yes indeed - on all counts. <ok>
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    A left wing Politician, a TV Reporter and a British soldier were captured by ISIS.
    They were as usual sentenced to death by beheading.
    Unexpectedly, the ISIS leader said they could have one last wish each before sentence was carried out.
    The Politician asked to hear a rendering of keep the red flag flying here.
    The Reporter asked that the beheading be televised so that even when he was dead his face would be on TV.
    The soldier asked to be kicked three times up the arse.
    This was carried out first, and as the last kick landed the soldier pulled a hidden 9 mm pistol out of his combat jacket, shot three terrorists dead, grabbed one of their fallen AK47s and shot dead the rest of the terrorists.
    The other two prisoners were amazed, and asked why he requested to be kicked three times before drawing his gun.

    Because, said the soldier, “when we get back to the UK I don’t want you pair of f*cking arseholes saying it was an unprovoked attack !”
     
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  13. MrRAWhite

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    It is lawyers, that are on the whole very much to the right of politics that are the main problem. The same goes with society in general where now can't even dive into a bloody swimming pool because the lawyers will sue them if people hurt themselves..The country has gone mad and this is something that needs to change..
     
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  14. crumble bungle

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    Yes its doesn't sound a lot but at least you have kept your job, that was a bonus as i think you were a little worried that you might have been a gooner or should i say gonna :emoticon-0105-wink:
     
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  15. MrRAWhite

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    As jobs go I have a pretty good one which on the whole I like doing. However, with all the turmoil in recent months it has been pretty hard keeping a lid on things..
     
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  16. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Why is there a programme on tv about marine A?

    Die ****ing secting every ****ing twatting move.

    **** you BBC
     
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  17. Tel (they/them)

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    Nicola Sturgeon is touring Perthshire in the First Minister's chauffeur driven car. Suddenly a cow jumps out into the road. They hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Nicola in her usual jaunty manner, says to the chauffeur : " You get out and check - you were driving." The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead. " You were driving, go and tell the farmer," says Nicola, I can't afford to be blamed for anything. The chauffeur walks up the drive to the farmhouse and returns five hours later totally plastered, his hair ruffled and with a big grin on his face. " My God, what happened to you ?" asks Nicola. The chauffeur replies : " When I got there, the farmer opened his best bottle of malt whisky, the wife gave me a slap up meal and the daughter made love to me." " What on earth did you say?" asks Nicola. I knocked on the door and when it was answered, I said to them, I'm Nicola Sturgeon's chauffeur and I've just killed the cow.".
     
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    Only noticed tonight that poppadoms are actually called pappadums. Still poppadoms though.
     
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  20. crumble bungle

    crumble bungle Well-Known Member

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    Just come into work this morning and found out that the Director, the Operations Director, the sales manager and the Technical compliance manager along with the accounts director are all off on holiday.
    These are the people who said that not more than 25% of your department are allowed to be off at the same time, just goes to show the double standards of this place, makes my piss boil as they refused a lad his summer holidays as it clashed with another electricians on his team....cnuts.
    With these being off it leaves the running of the company for a minimum of 3 days to the stores supervisor, no wonder we are going to **** <laugh><laugh><laugh>
     
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