Westminster Abbey just called. Apparently they have been experiencing small, localised earthquakes at precisely the spot where Charles Darwin was buried. West Ham v Chelsea. Or, to give it its correct title: Planet of the Apes.
I think it's an ingenious way to pay off the costs of hosting the tournament: you get one income stream from people attending the matches, and a second from people attending the hooligans knocking seven bells out of one another.
I was mystified that nobody else seemed to spot that Ibrahimovic stamp, which is why Mings returned the favour. I assume that the Bournemouth man's not highlighting it because it makes him look even more guilty. I thought that Dawson's injury was in our FA Cup game against Stevenage. Twat clearly took him out and finished his season, IIRC. I was doubly pissed because it was an unnecessary game, as we drew at their place due to a bizarre lineup.
A certain idiot on Talksport was saying he could understand [if not condone] Ibrahimovic's elbow because Ming's had stamped on him. Maybe, Mings stamped on him because 2 seconds previously Ibrahimovic had tried to do the same with even more force. Give them both 9 games for their behaviour and warn the next culprits that they'll get the same.....and introduce video refs, please? Sadly, I'm just happy that I remembered the right player. ......now, what was I doing in the kitchen?
I'd suggest that they look to exploit the space out wide, but most of it's between the edge of the pitch and the seats.
I looked at their team and thought.......no chance. West Ham: Randolph, Kouyate, Fonte, Reid, Cresswell, Noble, Obiang, Feghouli, Snodgrass, Lanzini, Carroll. Subs: Adrian, Collins, Ayew, Byram, Masuaku, Calleri, Fernandes. Then I looked at their bench....... **** me, what a pile of ****.
Andy Carroll lasted a whole five minutes before having to get treatment. That's like 3 seasons in normal player time.
If west win tonight I will be happy clappy mo fo all week... That'll teach you good for nothing mo fos
Posted at14 mins Andy Carroll not overly busy thus far. He has as many cuts to his nose as he does touches.
When your fans can attack eachother and others with impunity, when your club gets a brand new stadium as a free gift from the tax payer, when your most popular player in premier league era is a self confessed fascist and when your owners are pornographers then an arrest warrant is no big deal
