Pete the Potato goes clubbing and gets off will Tracey Tomato. Her ex, Tony Turnip doesn't like this and him and his mates give Pete a good kicking in the car park. A week later Pete wakes up in intensive care, Standing over him is Dr Parsnip. "Well" says the doctor, "we have good news and bad news"......... "The good news is we've been able to save all your eyes". "The bad news is........... You'll be a cabbage for the rest of your life" x
I love artichoke, they're just pure graft so I never bother with them. I'll eat almost any veg mind, but I hate how green beans squeak when I chew them.