Match Day Thread Tottenham Hotspur v Fulham

Your treat?

 

Alli and Eriksen are taking an age over every decision.

 

I thought Fulham were giving away the treats today? We've been spurning them, unfortunately.

 

You just know that after dominating for 30 minutes there is no way we is going in ahead at half time!

 

Corners...why are we so bad at them?
Here's a radical idea...practice them midweek!

 

Winks' quality and composure only serves to emphasise just how poor Eriksen has been for most of the game.

 

When they equalise I am blaming you!

 

They've all put a shift in... need to keep it up

 

****ing hell. Eriksen

 

Yay poor free kick followed by a corner

 

Trippier's a fabulous crosser of a ball. Can't he have a go?

 

Their keeper tried a Vorm

 

I just...is it intentional? Has some data analysis model suggested that hitting the first defender about knee height on free kicks and corners provides optimum outcomes? It seriously crossed my mind.

 

Bet the data was supplied by Sissoko

 

We've got it worked out perfectly as well.

 

Son & Eriksen are ****ing annoying. One is too slow and constantly getting caught offside against a static defence and the other seems to have lost the ability to hit a dead ball.

Fulham will not be this bad 2nd half.

 

1-0 HT. Decent performance, but we had enough chances to kill this off completely.
Fulham will change things during the break and we became a bit complacent near the end, too.
Need to step things up a gear and stop wasting the opportunities that we've created.

 

Dembele on for Eriksen 2nd half?

 

Anyone else distracted by how Berbatov has morphed into Gary Numan?

No, funnily enough...