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Off Topic PL board spokesperson

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, Feb 15, 2017.

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Which **** wants to be PL spokesperson ?

  1. Skylarker

  2. Bodwanki

  3. AKCJ

  4. Luvgonzo

  5. PISKIE & HIAG

  6. Ginger Marks

  7. Chief

  8. Fosse

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  1. The Ginger Marks

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    GINGER POLICY states that all #****stirrers will be banished to the EU thread permanently.
     
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  2. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    And the problem is ?
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Either way works for me <ok>
     
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  4. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Bye then. Hope Custard looks after you.
     
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  5. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Can I stop what?
     
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  6. The Ginger Marks

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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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  8. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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  10. The Ginger Marks

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    YOU KNOW IT MAKES SENSE <ok>
     
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  11. The Ginger Marks

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    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    ^^^^ good for the job
     
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  13. The Ginger Marks

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    VOTE GINGER MERCHANDISE
    Navy blue hoodie. All XXXL sizes catered for NOT606 premier board tubbies, lardarses and Ripple eaters. £29:50
     
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  15. All joking aside, lads... You do know that I wouldn't ban anyone, yeah?

    Not for very long, anyway.

    I would introduce the concept of the micro-ban, and it would become my main weapon of control. In simple terms, I would use it (for example) to remove Skiddy from the site at appropriate junctures, usually immediately after he makes his first post. The micro-ban would be utilised, and Skiddy would be removed for, say, an hour, to enable him to calm down.

    It would be like I'm the bus driver, stopping the bus as soon as Skiddy gets his nob out, and forcing him off the bus, for the benefit and comfort of the other passengers. He can always catch the next bus, provided he puts his nob away.

    I'm using Skiddy for this example, but the same principle could apply to, say, Bambi. Let's say he starts his **** with a long, dull essay-post - BAM! - the micro-ban kicks in, and Bambi suddenly finds he has an hour's extra ****-time in which to beat off some nervous energy.

    What do you lads reckon? Do you think this could work?
     
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  16. The Ginger Marks

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    A VOTE FOR GINGER Cuts crap like this in one short scoop
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  17. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ...
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    I looked ... but you were not there as an option ... have therefore gone for AKCJ and the prospect of a Quentin McGrasstain free zone as an alternative :cool:
     
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  18. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    Lol...I don't even have to pitch....if you don't vote for me...ohhh where's my race card...just checking my jacket pockets.


    You get me lads?


    <ok>
     
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  19. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy
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    If this was Thailand, you would win hands down with a slogan like that.

    But it isn't, sorry.
     
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  20. The Ginger Marks

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    GINGER MERCHANDISE Grey/black tee shirts XXXL for Ripple eaters £ 19:95
     
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