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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    This Valentine's day, please help our fellow forumistas find a date:

    Here is a date for Greez:
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    Here is a date for RHC:
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    Luv's date: (maybe best not looking at at work)

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    Admit it, you were expecting a sheep.

    Nope, I am presenting Luv with a woman with the tools to do the penetrating since Luv lost his balls.





    Please help find dates for the rest of our crew.
     
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  2. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    My favorite type of thread. #iwould
    Time to get the popcorn out....

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  3. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Redladson/cookie
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  6. saintanton

    saintanton Old

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    No chance. She smokes. :emoticon-0119-puke:
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    One for you... Looks like #zingyalreadydid

    Of course it's a pirate girl.

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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Me:

    Because I'm Swedish now.
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    And one is not enough.


     
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  9. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    If Luv doesn't want his I'll have it.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Even with the attachment?
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    I'd have to seriously consider taking it the arse if it was her doing it. <laugh>
     
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  12. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    simple solution

    zingy bends over for her and you stick a wooly tail on her and bum her yourself. everyone will seem pleased
     
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    jenners04 I must not post porn!

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    <laugh>

    Be funny as **** if your missus knew you used this site and read your comment.

    Treat for luv later :bandit:
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    The thread when I had the snip was originally called something like.

    Do I have the snip or leave my wife and kids?

    I don't think she'd have liked that one.
     
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    Lucaaas Well-Known Member

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    Really? What makes you think that? <whistle>
     
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    Zingy #ziggywould

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    I think it would be the bit where he had the snip. <ok>
     
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    Should've had the snip and left the wife and kids.
    #nomoreworries
     
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  18. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Wife's been wanting me to get snipped for years but after reading the list of complications and high % of some (1 in 3 get one of the following according to one site I visited: lowered sex drive, long term testicular pain, pain during orgasm or inability to orgasm)... I chickened out when I saw that site. It may not be accurate because other sites claimed there was low risk, but reading that put me off in case it was right.
     
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    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    It hurts but that's it. None of the above.
     
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  20. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Because you're in the 2/3 rather than the 1/3 poor sods.
     
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