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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by DuD, Aug 11, 2011.

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  1. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    As we all know, a darkness has fallen upon not606, and I think it goes without saying in what matter said darkness is. Yes, I'm talking about the REP problem.

    I have came up with a drastic, but useful solution.
    TALLYS!

    What you'll need
    1. Pen
    2. Sheet of A4 paper
    3. A severe deprivation disorder :)

    How it works

    See a "Line" worth post.
    You: "Good job (OP name) have X lines on me (line power will come later)"
    OP: Gee thanks (your name) I only need 5 more lines until I have 5 line power!"

    Line power

    5 lines= 1 line power
    15 lines= 2 line power
    30= 3 line power
    50= 4 line power
    75= 5 line power
    etc (see the pattern?)

    But DD, how will we know how much line power a person has if they don't tell us, or even lie?

    Glad you asked me that! A person will be nominated as "the keeper of the lines". The keepers job is to annually collect a census of peoples line tally and act almost as a judge. If there is a dispute within the community over someone's line tally, the keeper will investigate using his census, he would check the line power given by the person in dispute within the census and investigate through said persons thread posts and see if everything adds up. If it doesn't, and said person is found guilty he will be shunned by the community and banned from "lining" for an amount of time deemed appropriate.

    <cheers>

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  2. Darth Gogledd

    Darth Gogledd Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> How bored are you anticipationg your life to be?
     
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  3. Mod Face

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    I don't have a pen handy, mind if I smear lines across the wall in feces?
     
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  4. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    -1 line!
     
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  5. TheLittleGeordie

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    It's just not the same :(
     
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    The Secret Ingredient Well-Known Member

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    <party> who cares the sexy poll is back where it belongs <party>
     
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  7. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    +1 line


    ....God this is sad
     
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  8. beardface

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    +1 line for this DD!

    <applause>

    I actually laughed at this.
     
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  9. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    *Ahem*

    Do you have 5 lines to be able to have 1 line power? I thought not!:mad:

    +1 line to give you a start :D

    I should also mention you can only give 20 distributions a day and only 4 times a day to one person.
     
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  10. beardface

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    Sorry :( +0 then.

    Youre the only person with power. So youre going to be the only person who can give it out until you've +1'd (google+ reference <diva>) someone 5 times. <laugh>
     
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  11. steviemac14

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    Now I can't get on our page at work though :(
     
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  12. beardface

    beardface Active Member

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    A small sacrafice to pay.

    Mick said now its on the after hours board too you shouldnt have any trouble?
     
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  13. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    Good point.

    As creator of this "movement" I deem you with +1 power.
     
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  14. TheLittleGeordie

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    Can i just say that if we all start with no 'line power' then how are any of us supposed to get any 'lines'?
     
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  15. Cal.

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    Good one mate, rep for... <wah>
     
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  16. DuD

    DuD Active Member

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    Okay, I'll start with 10 line power.

    So +10 to you.
    Congratz, you're 5 lines off 2 line power :D
     
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  17. TheLittleGeordie

    TheLittleGeordie Active Member

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    <party> i'm now suddenly one of the most popular people on not 606
     
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  18. DuD

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    Ok, so far...

    Fat Mikes pies +1
    Beardface +5
    TLG +10

    And I haz the max of 10 line power :D
     
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  19. TheLittleGeordie

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    I'd like to give 2 bars to Toon in Manchester
     
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  20. beardface

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    TLG, Lines for lines? <whistle>
     
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