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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    I prefer a nice stripe not too hairy. Ginger lasses look like theyve stuck a fish finger on themselves.
     
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    Bet she's got a mott like Captain Birds Eye's beard.
    Be like ****ing ZZ Top atween them thighs.
     
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  3. Billy Death

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    Aye, a neatly trimmed landing strip is ok.
     
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    A little bit of French tottie from the 50s:


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  5. Teessidemackem

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    Feck me mate you need a time machine. Do you not like any upto date lasses. Half of these lasses will be dead now or have tits down to their knees
     
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  6. Nostalgic

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    Both still alive and in their eighties. In the spirit of the OP I'll stick to my memories as bringing on the youngsters of today would put me in the Rolf Harris wing.
     
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  7. Teessidemackem

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    <laugh>.
     
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  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Couldn't be done with all the hairy chuff back in the 60's, imagine the pubes in the bedsheets... Nah.

    Brazilian is fine for Tel.

    If I went to pork some piece from behind and saw a load of straggly arse hairs looking up at me I'd dispatch that **** into the street, ciao love, shave ya arse beard.
     
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  9. Nostalgic

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    The armpit bit was for a film she was making called "Divorce - Italian Style" that she was making about downtrodden Italian women having to be glam before they married then had to become home type waiting on husband and nothing else once they were wed.

    Maybe some of her spiders legs are available on E-Bay.
     
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    Isla Fisher or Summer from home and away as most will remember her as. She still looks fit.

    Or Beth from Neighbours aka Natalie Imbruglia. I met her last year in Monaco and she still looks hot.
     
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  11. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Like your Aussie soaps then mate?
     
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    No really but when I was 13 it was like watching soft porn :)
     
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  13. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    They annoy the **** outta me Aussies but they do hot women very well, Margot Robbie nom nom nom.
     
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  14. Teessidemackem

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    Flick aka Holly valance used to be fit. Speaking of flick id liked to have flicked her Prawn
     
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  15. Teessidemackem

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    Bee Smith was amazing aswell
     
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    Speaking of dusky maidens, one of the originals from the 50s again:

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  17. Teessidemackem

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    Fanny like a ran over hedgehog i bet
     
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    Anybody remember red shoe diaries on channel 5? I had many a fondle with myself over that.
     
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  19. Teessidemackem

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    Yes i do. My balls were empty many atime over that
     
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  20. Tel (they/them)

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    Eurotrash as well.

    Little glimpse of German beaver and I'd Usain Bolt it up the stairs for a tug.
     
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