Wid ye?

Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.




She'd still be a bit warm

 

Better be quick

 

I usually am

 

Her elbows are too pointy

 

I'm as stiff as she is.

 

Ah wid've up to about 14:00 - she'll be cold now and I reckon bits of her will start to fall off earlier than most sexy corpses.

 

Didn't even know who she was.

The only conclusion I can draw is that if she was friends with Charles then she must've been a massive ****. It's a prerequisite to m'lords friendship.

 

All of her was too pointy, skinny bint.

At least she didn't die in 2016 or else she'd have been tagged along with all the good and the great who snuffed it last year. Maybe this year all the z-listers will kark it to make up for it.

 

Before she was declared deid....Ah wid

 

What about the week she lay deid before she was actually declared deid?

 

Good point

Probably would have had a **** over her rotting corpse and shot my spunk over her tiny but hard tits.

 

Would you have undressed her and put her in a "come hither" pose before you knocked one out over her? Presuming she would have had clothes on you'd have to have at least taken her clothes off to see her tits so the next logical step would be to remove the rest of the clothing and arrange her rigor mortised limbs into your favourite pose. Just saying.

 

You Sir have an over active imagination, an admirable quality.

All that you stated is probably true.