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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by monty987, Feb 2, 2017.

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  1. monty987

    monty987 Well-Known Member

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    You complain about me being negative so here is what all Sunderland supporters would like to hear.
    Sunderland echo sports reporter ; well Cristiano you have surprised everyone by moving to Sunderland in the Jan transfer window for £100m, what made your decision ? CR, well to be given the opportunity to play for such a magnificent, ambitious club going for the champions league and the premier league title and working with Carlos ancelotti. Echo reporter : the fact that Gareth bale also signed for £87m is a bonus ? CR: yes of course we have worked together and we are like brothers in unison. E R : how many goals do expect to get between you each season ? C R : at least 60 minimum and that is league goals, E R: but what about working with Jack rodwell ? C R: he will keep me out of the team but I know I can fight to get back in. E R well thanks Cristiano and just like to congratulate you on the 5 goals you scored In the derby last week where we won 7-0.
     
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    monty987, Feb 2, 2017
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  2. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    please log in to view this image
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Feb 2, 2017
  3. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Is this for real? We've signed Ronaldo and Bale on the sly? Sweet.
     
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    Nacho, Feb 2, 2017
  4. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    I think we should have went for Ramsey and Downing.....they're streets ahead!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Feb 2, 2017
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  5. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    No Snodgrass. Im out


    Sack the board.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 2, 2017
  6. Bizarreknives

    Bizarreknives Well-Known Member
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    So what happened with big Dave?
     
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    Bizarreknives, Feb 2, 2017
  7. Burly Hurley

    Burly Hurley Well-Known Member

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    What a complete load of bollocks.

    It was 8-0 and Rodwell got a hat-trick!
     
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    Burly Hurley, Feb 2, 2017
  8. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Monty's been at the mushrooms.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Feb 2, 2017
  9. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    It maybe a fantasy story, but thats pushing the limits.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 2, 2017
  10. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Harpic
     
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    Commachio, Feb 2, 2017

  11. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    That was quality.
     
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    Nacho, Feb 2, 2017
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  12. E.T. Fairfax

    E.T. Fairfax Well-Known Member

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    He really is a fun guy!
     
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    E.T. Fairfax, Feb 2, 2017
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  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    <laugh>. I didn't get it immediately.

    Very clever.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 2, 2017
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  14. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Your picture man.

    Cant stop laughing at it.
     
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    Commachio, Feb 2, 2017
  15. Jack TheLad

    Jack TheLad Well-Known Member

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    Monty's best thread to date, quality mate.
     
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    Jack TheLad, Feb 2, 2017
  16. Nacho

    Nacho Well-Known Member

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    Bale will have to get used to the bench once Anichebe is back of course.
     
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    Nacho, Feb 2, 2017
  17. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Ronaldo and Bale are good but enough about them. Heres another song that will guarantee to get you jumping about in your box bedroom and have your mam hammering on the ceiling to quieten you down

    WITCH DOCTOR- Ooh eeh ah aah ting tang walla walla bing bang.........



    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    DOW DOW DOW DOW

    I told the witch doctor i was in love with you
    DOW DOW DOW DOW

    I told the witch doctor i was in love with you
    DOW DOW DOW DOW
    and then the witch doctor, he told me what to do
    HE TOLD ME:

    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    DOW DOW DOW DOW

    I told the witch doctor you didn't love me true
    DOW DOW DOW DOW
    I told the witch doctor you didn't love me nice
    DOW DOW DOW DOW
    and then the witch doctor he gave me this advice
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

    Now you cant keep love from me
    just like you were a miser
    and i'll admit it wasn't very smart
    so i went out to find myself a guy that's so much wiser
    and he told me the way to win your heart
    DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah
    (DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW)
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah
    (DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW)
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah
    (DOW DOW DOW DOW DOW)
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    COME ON AND:
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang
    Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang

    THE END
     
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    Teessidemackem, Feb 2, 2017
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    Good shout.

    For those unaware of this song, here's the video to accompany the lyrics.

     
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  19. rooch 3

    rooch 3 Well-Known Member

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    Aye lets hope they both come up Roses.
     
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    rooch 3, Feb 2, 2017
  20. Nostalgic

    Nostalgic Well-Known Member

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    Or the other way round.
     
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    Nostalgic, Feb 2, 2017
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