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  1. Captainchaos.

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    Not a thing ?

    Rape?
     
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    I think we would both prefer it if she was to consent to sexual relations, the screamy teary **** would put me right off my game so would silence, that whole "I'm just gonna lie here silent so you don't get anything out of it" kinda thing would be weird, not that I have any experience in it or that I've thought about it too deeply!

    But in all seriousness, rape is bad Captain, people shouldn't do that sh1t
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

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    This got really dark quickly o_O
     
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  4. Tel (they/them)

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    Right I can foresee a series of embarrassing exchanges developing if you don't buck your ideas up CC.

    Take my advice.

    Just clothesline her off the treadmill and drag her into your car boot. If anybody attempts to stop you, just say she's your submissive wife.
     
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  5. jimileysbaldhead

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    Tell her you're really dirty and sh!t in her gym bag, if she throws up and screams " you facking revolting bastard " you're in for a shag.
    If she has no reaction to this rather erotic " come on " Then I'd go and empty my load on the rowing machine seat to remind her what's she's missed out on.
     
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    <laugh>

    Always kidding Jim...

    you are kidding Jim? Jim, you are kidding, aren't you? Jim?

    Jim put that gym bag down!! Jim, Jim, for gods sake don't...

    Jim, why?

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    So CC, have you actually got anywhere yet???
     
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    Try getting a bit more fresh air each day and if possible eat some fruit and veg. Failing that, watching old repeats of Heartbeat should dull your imagination sufficiently for you to consider being able to go back in to public safely.
     
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    Lapping up the Chaos fluids....

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    <laugh> Get in there Chaos. I love a gym crush. Unfortunately mine at the moment is a small local place mainly populated with women over 50. Although the occasional one I would
     
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