How about...."hi there, I have sweaty balls and your licking your lips......... not them ones..... know what I'm saying........ let's get it on" and then wink and howl like a wolf.... worked for me with my missus. Granted I have a few regrets but hey that's life.
How about looking up some sid the sexest lines, guaranteed to work. to quote a favourite hi pet do you drive... well back up on to this (thrusting pelvis in general direction of said female)
Just wander over and say "how much does a polar bear weigh" she will say "what??? I don't know?" "Enough to break the ice, how about I smash your love box to bits?" You can of course swap love box for hoop.
Dawg, if you ask on a friday you'll seem desperate. Plus girls looking like that already have a boyfriend. Better not even go there. Better yet, don't use that gym anymore. Really, bestest is to never leave the house again and avoid situations like this all around.
Boyfriends? I'm not bothered if they have mate these days it's irrelevant I can **** her i can tell already mate
This indicates that it's more than just attraction. I think this answers the question "Does Captain have a heart" Do birds suddenly appear every time that she's near? Has she got you crazy in love? Do you think she loves it best when you say nothing at all? Top tip, you wanna find out if she's single? download Tinder, put the parameters for location as low as possible and then as near to her estimated age, then skip through crossing all the other tarts off until either she pops up or their are no more girls. If you do find her and swipe yes, you will appear high up when she's next on it.
I have noticed a much more positive attitude to his posts so I think you may be right. I mean when can you remember Chaos posting something like this: "I think everyone needs to be more positive until the end because that's all that will help being negative certainly won't" That from the "Do you think we will still go up" thread when he had just got back from the gym.
Honestly let me know if the Tinder trick works or whether I have wasted a load of time stalking/pursuing conquests?
Any update Captain? Remember that photo. There's a hot bubble butt lass in our gym who I often have thought about.. then quickly switch to thinking about cricket to calm tue old chap down when I run...
I'm at a gym near St Paul's and in all honesty there probably isn't a single girl in that gym who wouldn't get it, but there is one in particular, I would literally do anything in the world to get a 10 minute ride on that.
