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Bedside vigil for ball victim Hernandez

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by luvgonzo, Aug 11, 2011.

  1. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/sport...vigil-for-ball-victim-hernandez-201107294136/

    A DEVASTATED Manchester United squad have begun a round the clock vigil at bedside of team mate, Javier Hernandez after a football hit his little face.

    The players looked on in horror as the ball collided with the Mexican striker at the team's US training ground. He was airlifted to hospital and examined by ball collision specialists who last night described his condition as 'very hurty'.

    A United spokesman said: "The ball bounced off his head at a very dangerous angle, leaving him frightened and confused.

    "He has thrown a heavy bedpan at Michael Carrick and keeps referring to Alex Ferguson as 'Uncle Jane'.
     
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  2. merrysupersteve

    merrysupersteve Active Member

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    Lol. The Daily Mash is always good for a laugh.
     
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  3. Manobear

    Manobear I love cheeseburgers

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    Apparently after he got hit, they had to take him to the hospital because he claimed he saw two Rafael Da Silvas.
     
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  4. SAMOC

    SAMOC New Member

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    get him some tequilla he will be sweet
     
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  5. Jason Hudson

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    Actually it was two Fabio da Silvas.
     
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  6. Daveunited

    Daveunited Well-Known Member

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    get well soon CHICARITO
     
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  7. SAMOC

    SAMOC New Member

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    he just needs some asprin and a set of balls
     
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