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  1. Archers Road

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    More tragic news from the world of showbiz, as Kanye West is found alive in his New York apartment.
     
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    <laugh> I have never heard that one before or even a variation of it <laugh><laugh> lolzy lozy <party>
     
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    My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
     
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    How do you get a gay to **** a woman? **** in her ****.
     
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    What's the difference between your wife and your job? After five years your job will still suck.
     
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    What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil...I won't pay for a lentil on my face!

    Fixed cause Iain is a cock.
     
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    That is two lines, so how the **** can that be a one liner? Stupid ****.
     
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    Take my mother in law, her rotting corpse has been stinking up the shed for a number of years now.
     
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    A mate of mine Gavin, died last week after overdosing on indigestion tablets. Poor Gavisgon!
     
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    Congratulations, If you press the elevator button three times it goes into hurry mode – really...
     
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    IMG_5121.JPG
     
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    <laugh><ok>
     
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    When my wife wants to run her hands through my hair , I have to pull my pants down .
     
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    Are you a hippy, is your hair that long?
     
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