Match Day Thread Hull City v Man Utd. EFL Cup Semi Final.

Win 2-0. Extra time and then pens and let The Jak break their hearts. We've got a better looking manager too.

Ibras an over the hill ponce with a pony tail. Rooneys a granny shagging wiggy scouse git. De Gea saves with his feet more than his hands. Smallings ****. Jones is beaker. Mata looks like a dwarf in LOFTR's. I dont even know who else plays for them anymore theyre that ****. Into them from the off.

The Jak

Omar Harry Dawson Robbo

Evandro Hudd Meyler

Niasse Hernandez Markovic

Come on City. Come on you Hull. Come on the Tigers.

No prisoners.

 

An early City goal would make things interesting, but think their 2nd at Old Trafford has killed it.

I'll be at work tomorrow so can't watch it. How many tickets we sold?

 

3-1. Going to pens. Jak will be the hero.

Nailed on.

You Ull.

 

Passionate Chazz.

We'll win.

 

actually that's impossible - away goals count double after extra time

 

Who said owt about anyone scoring in extra time?

 

So your scenario is 2-2 after extra time - we win the penalties 3-1? If not how do we win with a 3-1 scoreline?

 

about as bright as a Toc H lamp - who said anything about scoring in extra time - away goals do not count as double UNLESS its after extra time has finished - ie if its 3 1 at the end of normal time then extra time is played - if its still 3 1 at the end of extra time then Man U are through - no penalties - we only have pens if we win 2 0

 

Yeah he ain't thought that one through has he.
Bloody southerners.

 

Chazz has just written the away dressing room team talk there.

 

Oh. Thought they'd done away with that away goal bollocks. My bad.

We're still gonna win. And Jak will be the hero.

 

Mourinho has promised to get Man U into Europe..even if he has to write the song himself.

 

2-0 after ET (Hernandez & Markovic)
We win on penalties as Jak saves every one

Massive celebration as Askew goes mad and has full fat coke as he nears the end of dry January...I'll probably be pissed either way

Feels like thick socks and hip flask weather

 

As unlikely as it may be poor old Sky would be gutted to get a Southampton vs Hull City final when they thought they'd got Liverpool vs ManU....

To paraphrase Kev "And I'll tell you, honestly, I will love it if we beat them. Love it.....But the battle is still on and Man United have not won this yet."

 

Bugger all this extra time, goals count double, penalties malarkey, let's just stuff 'em 4-0. UTT!

 

An early morning TV watch for me on BeInsport and then another watch of the match on Man. U TV a couple of hours later(if it's worth it!).

Cannot see us scoring more than one but ..............

 

We'll smash em.

Cause we've got...Marco Silva!

 

I hope we win it now Liverpool are out.

 

I get the feeling young Marco ain't bothered by reputations .. I quite fancy us to give it a hell of a go tonight .. Abel .. don't forget ya shooting boots son