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Big Linwood Bird Wid Ye?

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  1. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Kimberly Benson, 25, is known as Viper in Scottish wrestling circles but she's big in Japan where she's called baka gaijin (translates as "Stupid Foreigner" apparently).

    Anyway, I wid becaue I'm broadly deplorable and I've stuffed far, far worse than this.

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  2. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Ah wid anaw
     
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    There's fitter burds in the ****ing ground

    Naw
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Struggle to get hardons these days unless it's some vile Whatsapp video so doubt I'd be able to ride her even if I wanted to (I don't as I'm a POOVE)
     
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    I've got the same disease that Sam Jackson has in that M Night, Bruce Willis movie. The one which isn't The Sixth Sense. You know the one where Sam has glass bones?

    So I'm a naw too she'd leave me like a box of dropped crockery. <whistle>
     
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  7. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'd make sure I called her Stupid Foreigner whilst pumping her.

    "Yassss, lick my baws ya stewpit, stewpit foreign boot"

    Some fight you'd get aff her anaw.
     
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    GAIDS?
     
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    That too but mainly a calcium deficiency because nobody wanted to feed a baby as ugly as I was. <wah>
     
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    Brittle bone disease?
     
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    Aye well she is used to battering some **** in the ring...
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Brittle Boner Disease
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    Yuk, naw, horrible.

    I do not thank you for bringing this to my attention.
     
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    The sweet aromatic scent of her sweaty farter is enough to have me salivating at my desk.

    Definite wid for this athletic rapist.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I don't wish to appear either sexist or judgemental but fat birds wae nae tits are off the radar for this bear..
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    ****IN YAAAAAAAAAAASSSS VIPER

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  20. Bib Fortuna's Maw

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    I'm MAIR intae this now.

    She'll be ganting if she's hanging about Japan with only wee Jap willies trying to sort that.

    She can get chokeslamming my shaft and just batter me afterwards if she wants <ok>
     
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