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Jose might stay!!

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Jock McMagpie, Aug 9, 2011.

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  1. Jose Enrique

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    I am not wanting this! Gay rape dates scare my thinking! =O

    I think I will party with Stevie Geevie for I am hearing he hits dancing floor very hard but then gets in trouble. He is sounding like Joey! jajaja

    I am miss Newcastle but I promise no scoring at St James. =)
     
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  2. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    Just think though Jose. Stay another year and perform brilliantly, therefore catching Barcelona's eye. They will then be able to sign you on a free, and you will have your dream move. #justsaying
     
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  3. Jose Enrique

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    A player is only headhunt by top club if he is playing at 'big 4' club. Also at Liverpool. I am plan to wow for Liverpool then go to Barcelona for more money.

    I am working maths and if I am £5.5m to Liverpool with 30% next sale clausing then I go to Barca for £30m Newcastle is getting more! =)
     
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  4. The Secret Ingredient

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    <laugh>
     
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  5. Voluptuous Vuckic

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    But Barca can't afford to pay any money for you. Please don't go to the bin dippers <wah>.
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    I thought this at the time. "Me and Joey will exchange a few texts?" What are you, lovers having an affair bbehind the missus back? Has he never heard of going knocking on his door and speaking to him face to face. Or better still you work at the same place and you're his manager, get him in the effing office! Madness.
     
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  7. Alfie

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    Maybe Pards is only gay for Jose
     
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  8. TheLittleGeordie

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    dont tempt fate. We know what Pards is like
     
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  9. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Haha. Which of the players has a fit wife? One smile from Pards is all it usually takes (unless you're called Jose).
     
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