Hark now hear how Spurf will sing, And Maggie B will say, “Why is Audrey writing songs On bloody Boxing Day??!” Well, it’s a Yuletide classic today, folks. Words by Phillips Brooks, music by Ralph Vaughan Williams. Hope you’re all having a great Christmas, and that 2017 is good to you…….. and to that team that we all love! O best-loved team from Tottenham In fifth I see you lie. Above Man U, and Leicester too, (This season’s passed them by!) Yet we are still ambitious – The Champions League’s in sight! Above the Goon-ers very soon Will be our chief delight! For Pochettino’s sorted things, And gathered quite a squad! Now Toby’s back, we won’t be slack – He’s our defensive god! With our young stars together This is the team’s rebirth. When Arsenal lose, there are no boohs – We just collapse in mirth! How rapidly, how rapidly The building has begun! Our domain at White Hart Lane Will be the Number One! No shady deals have been revealed, No taxpayers’ money blown: Unlike West Ham, there is no scam – Our ground will be our own! So here we come, Southampton, We’re playing you away. When Kane scores one, we’ll have some fun, Straight after Boxing Day! We know that you will stand your ground [St Mary’s not the Dell!] We know we’ll still beat you two-nil When Walker scores as well. Prediction:
How did that happen?! Too much Christmas spirit?!!! Prediction: Spurs Prep School 0 Spurs 2 Scorers: Kane, Walker Yuletide Cheers, Spurf!
We need to win...what with everyone around us winning. Hope the break has got us ready to press like we should be doing. 0-2 Kane, Walker
