The only good thing about this is the advert itself. HULL CITY ffs? Someone is in for a sacking. Poke the pies up where the sun don't shine allam. If you think this is the way to buy your support back then you are actually madder than I thought you are. Now if it had said you were f..king off, I would have fully supported that and walked from Portsmouth to do it.
Hooray! The boycott is over! 500 people have pies! The Allams are great after all! Pies, I tell you, pies! An outlay of £200 has appeased the masses! Pies!!!
Its a good job Jon Parkin still doesn't play for us.... Masses of fans would be killed in the rush to get the free pies
please log in to view this image First one to Pie Ehab gets free Tiger Plaque on the Roll of Honour on the wall in the North Stand Concourse
It'll be a classic Allam Pie Looks good on the outside, however once you give it a go it's very hard to swallow It's causes the body to ache and it's impossible to get rid of Then the following week the pies are double their normal price
Jeff Astle: Any more pies? Richard Nixon: Any more lies? Cilla Black: Any more Surprise Surprise? Alex Guiness: Any more Bridges over the River Kwais? Will Carling: Any more tries? John Le Carre: Any more spies? Ehab Allam: Any more Dais?
Play nicely. Last time he tried to do that his wife left him. Just lucky he can't seal a deal or it'd be an even more costly experience.
this doesn't add up, typically. there are 500 free pies and 1500 mince pies. that makes 2000 pies they say they're giving away, unless the 500 free ones are a third of the 1500 mince pies. are the 1500 mince pies also free pies? or are they "giving" them away in the same way as they "gave" a "gift" the last time? are the 1500 mince pies a "gift" that is going to cost us untold money and frustration in the future? this claim doesn't stack up, which is normal for allam claims.