What are you doing?

On its own or with a mixer? I quite like a JD with Baileys but I am a bit of a heathen tbf.

 

So why don't you be a mod on here Sir?

Anyway, at work, catching up on Masterchef.

 

With a flake? You chillin with Fosse tonight?

What you doing with the coffee beans?

 

Chill out

 

No ****ing way

You got to stop watching that ****e mate. Used to be good... when that french bloke with the beard used to do it. The guy had a personality. It's dull as **** now. You might as well watch Fosse cooking ffs!

 

Respect.

 

No, none mate

Thanks. It's an impossible job. But so is teaching generally.

 

One of the very few people I've ever truly admired, my much missed aunt, was a primary school head teacher. She spoke, Stan listened.

There were over 400 people at her funeral, midweek, during term time.

 

**** Fosse. I like that Marcus Wearing dude. That Monica thinks she's a bit of a Jedi the way she gives advice.

 

He's not even close to being a dude.
Michel Roux Junior is a dude.

The fake blonde? She has the charm of a russian shotputter.

 

That's the one, she looks like a Paw Paw bear. Anyway don't forget to put your nominations for the Not606 awards. You got a few nominations lol.

 

I used to like him. But I read a story that he pockets all... yes ALL the tips. His staff including his chefs are paid minimum wage. The guy is a prize ****.

Marcus wearing is an angry bastard, trained under Ramsey and is far superior.

Agree with your thoughts on Monica. She can get ****ed.

 

Wareing is a ****, he's doing Masterchef to try and change his reputation of being a complete cock.

Monica is a stooge, with the charisma of a white dog turd

The fruit and veg seller is a complete blagger, the **** knows **** all about anything. I'd love to kick him clean in the bollocks

 

Don't sit on the fence Tobes

 

Got the pic from the interweb fam, that's not my actual drink.

Just ice by the way. Two cubes.

I'm off for some serious golfage.

 

Me too. Texas scramble. Feel awful. The Mrs made me stay out last night. Rolled in at 2. Gutted. On the plus side it's the club Christmas party after then my works do tonight.

 

I'm genuinely surprised by that about Roux. Goes to show how TV persona can be so wrong.

 

Should be asleep after a night shift....having breakfast instead...then a spliff...then doing my weekend prediction league.


Where's Sucky? Pussyboy.

 

**** that ****

 

...thanks for including me whilst I wasn't around lads ..warm fuzzy glow feel and all that.

Actually do like giving it a go in the kitchen from time to time tbf ... not to Masterchef standard obviously... loin of venison with a port, blackberry and chocolate reduction was a recent, above average, attempt (not Cadburys Dairy Milk, Spurlock, you plum) ...