Match Day Thread 2016/17 Premier League, Cups & Euro Watch

How did Yaya Toure unintentionally consume enough alcohol to be over the driving limit?

#conspiracy

 

prob drank some of sterling's hooch. 98% proof.

one sip and you are over the limit.

 

He had some of my mums trifle <hic>

 

Chelsea and Man City have been issued pitiful fines for their brawl

Chelsea were previously warned they could face a points deduction for their persistent discipline problems, but that was ruled out because they hadn't been formally issued a final warning that it would definitely happen if they continued

Looks like they didn't issue the final warning yet again, meaning they effectively being told "you'll face a points deduction if you continue to act like scum except you definitely won't because we've already announced we won't"

 

It's because the FA love us. or maybe because it was hardly a brawl and the last 2 brawls were instigated by the other teams.

Considering you guys got found for backing up an FA racist you should count yourselves lucky not to have had a points deduction yourselves

 

The last 2 brawls started by others OK well you've had 6 in the last 2 seasons so that's #noexcuse

 

WTF are you jibber jabbering about you fool?

 

Says the team that protected a ****phile.

 

the 4 others (i don't remember them) is poor form. The last 2 though was all spurs and city

my tongue in cheek comment to astro. Should have read as a player who was found racist by the FA (obviously not in the court of law, but we're found to be brawling by the FA as well) which i think should be a slightly higher punishment than failing to control players even if its a repeat offence. You guys supported him with your T shirts. Anyway, it wasn't meant as a serious debate.

Guilty there . Not sure it was about protecting the ***** though

 

In all seriousness, the FA are never gonna deduct points but will continue to issue pointless fines that don't affect the club in the slightest. Pointless moaning about it

 

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Come on you #bitter ****s

 

Well - it wouldn't be in his birthday cake, would it?

 

Apparantly oscar is off to China in a deal worth 50-60m pounds. The chinese love their chelsea imports.

Should be a long term plan, send all your ex managers over to china where they can spend stupid amounts of money on your club.

 

Does the Chinese club have a silent dodgy Russian owner?

 

'He thought he was drinking diet cola from a jug at a party, without realising it had brandy in it'

Still managed to drink enough to go over double the legal limit

 

Brighton one up

 

Stekelenberg

One nil to the Arsenal

 

FFS Stek and Koeman biggest waste of money outside Pogba

 

Williams making an #incredibledifference

Lukaku #doingalukaku