...think that was the one that tipped Mystic Melt over the edge ...him and his lab rats have been chasing their tails on his Leicester thread all night since ... so predictable...so funny ... cast the net ...go have me tea ... come back just before bed time and haul in the full net ... he'll be frantically penning his cartoons into the sunrise now poor love ...
Blimey! I've just been reading about the spat that is currently raging between Klipperty Klopp and the Neville brothers. Those boys have certainly got Klopp rattled! It's all very well when 'Pool are winning and Klopp is dancing like a spazmoid on the touchline, but as soon as things, inevitably, begin to fall apart at Klanfield for him, he's having a pop at everyone for even the slightest of constructive criticisms. It's not very professional. You can tell the Nevilles rattled him badly, because Klopp came out with the old "what-does-he-know-about-management-being-a-failed-manager" comment. Neville put him back in his box with a superb rejoinder: "I'm not a chef, but I know a good steak!"
Crikey! Don't give up so easily just yet, Luvvy! I'm in this for the ****s and giggles, remember! How is that going to happen if you simply accept what I write? Come on, mate! Call me a "cnut," or something.
Don't shoot the messenger, lads! You are two of my favourite all-time Mousers. Also, I quite like Klopp. He seems like a decent bloke. I'm not necessarily a big fan of either of the Neville boys, but they were ripping the piss, you've got to admit that. I'm not saying they were right to do that, or that I find it particularly clever; I am merely offering myself as a conduit for what was said.
Actually, I think Klipperty and I would get on just fine. Obviously, I'd have to have a word with him about his dancing on the touchline. He'd have to knock that on the head, if he and I were to become real mates.
... it should really be "all time favourite Mousers" ... but now I'm just being pedantic and showing off They are not mine ... mine is Fafhrd's mate ... a little literary quip for the better read amongst you (should you log on later) ...
Wow! I've barely opened my eyes on this thread, and already I have you rattled to the very core of your being, Luvvy! My power of wummery are truly legendary!
