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  1. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...mauled-to-death-by-donkeys.html#ixzz2TuY9FRye
     
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    The Raging Oxter, May 21, 2013
  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    They killed his ass.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, May 21, 2013
  3. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Death by violent assing.
     
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    Gambol, May 21, 2013
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Normally in the mornings I'll have either BBC News or Sky News on the telly while getting ready for work. This morning however it was on one of those morning shows, STV I think, and they were interviewing a wummin and her daughter about mastectomy. Obviously because of the Angelina Jolie thing.

    I wandered into the living room brushing ma teeth just in time to hear the wummin say that when deciding upon whether to go for elective mastectomy there are a couple of things to weigh up...

    ...toothpaste all over ma ****in carpet. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, May 21, 2013
  5. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    He was assing for it.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 21, 2013
  6. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Muled to death is more like it
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, May 21, 2013
  7. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    **** ye's - ah thought it was funny <grr>
     
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    Gambol, May 21, 2013
  8. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    Stop crying like a donkey
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, May 21, 2013
  9. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    stopmeandslapme, May 21, 2013
  10. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Muled to death for assing around on his scooter.

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    Rubber Johnny, May 21, 2013

  11. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    He attempted to dong-joust donkeys and got battered to death <peacedove>
     
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    Toby, May 21, 2013
  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    The Raging Oxter, May 21, 2013
  13. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    fixed
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I never knew donkeys were vegetarian!
     
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    Mick O'Toon, May 21, 2013
  15. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Seems fairly obvious what really happened. His mate murdered him in a row over the mobility scooter, and then decided to blame the donkeys.
     
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    Archers Road, May 21, 2013
  16. Rubber Johnny

    Rubber Johnny Well-Known Member

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    Do you still need to brush teeth after taking them out the steradent? :undecided:
     
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    Rubber Johnny, May 21, 2013
  17. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    You'll get gummed to death by Gambol at this rate.
     
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    VenomPD, May 21, 2013
  18. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    Some cheeky **** is gonny lose all his teeth shortly.
     
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    Gambol, May 21, 2013
  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *bummed
     
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    Gambol, May 21, 2013
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    Obvious typo. They're right next to each other on the keyboard.
     
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    VenomPD, May 21, 2013
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