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  1. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Poppadoms? Yes
    Starter? Puda roll
    Rice? Pilau
    Side dish 1? Saag Paneer
    Side dish 2? Brinjal bhaji
    Main dish? Vegetable Jalfrezi
    Sundry? Peshwari naan
    Drink? Cherry Pepsi
    Dessert? Egg Man
    Eat in or take home? On the sofa, watching my Terry and June boxset

    Over to you guys.

    Bye.
     
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  2. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I usually just enjoy wrapping my mouth round Sanjeev's sweating penis in the tiny cubicle at the Ashoka on Ashton Lane in Glasgow. He's the head chef. Makes a great Korma AND he'll batter your back doors in.

    Stinks of curry, mind.

    ALSO, PESHWARI NAANS ARE FOR AMATEURS. FACT.

    #SCIENCE
     
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  3. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    Poppadoms? For the wife
    Starter? Veggie samosa or puri
    Rice? Mushroom or lemon pulao
    Side dish 1? Aloo saag
    Side dish 2? No
    Main dish? Vegetable vindaloo extra hot (I only have one taste bus left)
    Sundry? Peshwari naan
    Drink? No
    Dessert? No
    Eat in or take home? At home, reclining on the chair watching a film
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I've been havin Chicken Jaipur larely, with chapatis
     
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    Gambol, Jan 4, 2018
  5. Patience

    Patience Spastic Arab

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    I've been having unsafe sex lately, mainly with the Pakis.
     
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    Patience, Jan 4, 2018
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  6. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Inbawdeep?
     
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  7. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ps I don’t eat curries unless they’re stuffed inside a calzone pizza. My filling of choice is actually a Jaipuri imho. I usually ask Ali to add some chilli too iirc

    WATP
     
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  8. Fridge Magnet

    Fridge Magnet Well-Known Member

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    Are you rewarded with free sundries for your efforts?

    I normally get a bottle of diet coke in exchange for bum.
     
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  9. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    This could be the Calcutta in Albert road Southsea.

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  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Ps no curry should be considered unless it was made by weegie pakis

    I’ve heard Manchester might be decent tho

    Jip to confirm
     
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  11. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    Jaipuri is the king of curries. My fave. My local does a lovely korma too. Special fried rice and poppadoms for this filthy papist.
     
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  12. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Egg man had 100 Rupees in him!

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  13. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Mick O'Toon, Jan 4, 2018
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Korma? **** off.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 4, 2018
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Damn it. I can remember them. <laugh>
     
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  16. Tina.

    Tina. Well-Known Member

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    No. You FÛCK OFF.
     
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    Tina., Jan 4, 2018
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  17. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x Staff Member

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    Me too with a Party 7 each to wash it down with. Very romantic.
     
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    pompeymeowth, Jan 4, 2018
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  18. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Older brother's mate,ma can you give me something different for me dinner like a Vesta curry,he got it every day for a month <laugh>
     
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  19. Black Caviar

    Black Caviar 1 of the top judges in Europe

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  20. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Naw, YOU **** off <grr>
     
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