Simple really. Pick between 3 and 5 players you would consider the dream signings for united this summer. Forget budgets and prices and ignore those who are impossible. Ronaldo, messi, suarez, neymar etc. Mine, Shaw Hummells Kroos Sanchez Vidal Think we might actually end up with 2 or 3 of them but those 5 would be amazing signings. The league would be a foregone conclusion.
Being sucked off by Melissa Debling on the roof of the Sao Paolo stadium as Bobby Zamora scores the winner for England in the World Cup final against Honduras.
LOL. Quite a Gareth iKeenan answer... Didn't a crane collapse on the stadium the last time someone else attempted this.... and isn't the final in Rio?
Someone got sucked off on the roof? It probably is in Rio but it's my fantasy and that's how it will stay.
For Chelsea: Kroos Shaw Courtois We need another striker besides Costa.. dunno who.... Hernandez? Hummels
I don't mean to derail the thread but you never answered my question about how you can rate Vermaelen as good enough but think Jones is better than Mertesacker despite Mertesacker being ahead of Vermaelen at Arsenal.
A matter of opinion? Could be, eh? I think Koscielny is ****e myself yet he also gets in the Arsenal side.
Anyway, back on topic. To be down to 9 by the end of it. To have won one of the board comps. To have two weeks of uninterrupted sun, cheese, seafood, wine and beer in western France where I don't know what the **** is going on in blighty. Shaw Schweinsteiger Robben Hummels
I thought this thread was going to be off topic. Therefore my answer will be. My perfect summer. Warm and sunny. Lots of cider and golf. England win the WC on penalties vs Germany in the final. Brazil fail to McKee it out the group stages. I go on a two week holiday somewhere nice and my mrs decides to invite other women into out bedroom and I get to band various other women. . Suarez gets signed by Madrid and Brendan Rogers is arrested under operation yew tree.
Not sure where to put this, next seasons fixtures leaked. We start away to Aston Villa https://twitter.com/Terrace_shop/status/478512615967432705/photo/1
I forgot the cider. Yeah, I'll have plenty of that. I got into the Breton stuff last year in France, will be canning it again this year.
Love the autocorrects in my last post Can't be arsed to edit them. Just leave them there in all their glory.
WTF? You are given Carte Blanche to sign any players in the world irrespective of fees and wages and Vermaelen and Shaw are on your list?! Shaw is 18 and decent, but far from the best left back in England let alone the world. Vermaelen.......he isnt even the best CB at his club, and this is a club that has Koscielny and Mertesacker ahead of him. Be a little bit more ambitious Matth!!
