Following on from the last Wid Ye? thread it is clear there needs to be a cathartic (not catholic, don't get all sectarian on me) and cleansing owning up to your first w@nk mag. My first was a much loved copy of Mayfair back in the day when they had the dirty stories printed on what looked like re-cycled brown paper in the back. The same copy made a brief appearance in an episode of Only Fools and Horses. I can't remember the story but it must have been something to do with Del Boy finding Rodney's bash stash. Mayfair would have been rather tame back then but it was more than enough for an apprentice tugger like me. So what was your jazz pamphlet of choice? Razzle, Men Only, Whitehouse, Escort, Knave, Penthouse (posh w@nk) Lovebirds, Fiesta? The little bastards today just have to click on the mouse and a world of filth is at their finger tips. They will never feel the rush of nerves reaching up to the top shelf and then asking Mrs Patel if she can put the copy of Shaven Haven in a bag for you.
My first encounter with a naked lady was actually in the Sun newspaper, not quite a scud book but it worked for me at the time. Gave my maw the paper back with all the pages stuck together
My step-dad owned a skip hire company and a rubbish dump. Once I discovered that people often throw whole sacks full of porn into skips, I'd often be down there rumaging. Did quite a good trade at school. I liked all the mags, the stories were quality and the readers letters contained some real gems from people who needed counselling.
Bib still writes them I remember one of my earliest **** mags was a copy of Razzle and in one shoot there were about 6 women in what I can only describe as a **** stack. That image still makes me smile to this day. **** stack
i was 15 mate fro school gave me a box to look after so i said ok put it in our top cubboard ,y mum was doing decoraating one day and found this small carboard box to my horror when she opened it had about 50 razzell mags and 20 playboy i was so embarrased had say it wasnt mine i got a rollacking and half saying stuff like its degrading to women i dont think i watched any tv for a week after that!
