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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by J๏E.., Oct 23, 2018.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    That's the plan, although I will be giving a final final warning first.

    If either swears or goes ape when it's screens off time I'll hit them (metaphorically) where it really hurts.
     
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  2. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    You come across as a real sound lad.. <ok>
     
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    ^^^ This.

    The people who claim that kids go off the rails because some 'liberal do gooder' doesn't whack their kids, can go and **** themselves.

    I would never hit my daughter. It's a sign that you've lost the plot as a parent if you do imo.
     
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    Imo with kids if you start from a young age and have appropriate discipline then they don't get spoilt enough to reach wacking stage

    Problem with parents, again imo, is that they spoilt the kids, don't instill values or discipline (too easy to give in) the reach a point where they lose it and have to hit the kid

    Discipline (and praise) are not sometime things but all time things. And imo if there from the start the boundaries define a child for the rest of their lives.

    Oh and bring up your own kids, not YouTube not teachers not health professionals (obviously individual cases where a parent maybe disabled etc is a given). Too many people blame kids not doing well to schools etc
     
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  5. My missus is a bit like that, Tel.

    She's found a blow-job channel.

    I'm not complaining, but it can all get a bit too much, yeah?
     
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  6. Number 1 Jasper

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    I saw a woman who sort of whispered when she was folding towels . Very strange , it was supposed to be relaxing .
     
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  7. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    A bit like a cat pissing in a litter tray?
     
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  8. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    What would your you tube handle be if you ever fancied going world wide..?
     
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  9. The Wizard of the West.
     
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    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Sounds good.. <ok>

    Will you be holding a wand and dressed like a tart for the PR shots?
     
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    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Ok.
     
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  12. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Won't be his own wand.
     
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  13. No, mate.
     
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  14. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Probably a good idea, I suggest a Columbo look, cream mac covering a ****ty brown suit and then pop out with the net and say 'Hi girls' it's me blah blah.. you get the drift?
     
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    He does that when he gets dressed up to go on not606, like you said <laugh>
     
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  16. Number 1 Jasper

    Number 1 Jasper Well-Known Member

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    Don't you bring cats into this <steam>


    I'm at my mum's tonight . Mrs J has Just rung . Purdy , the old one who has a litter tray in for this winter coz the extension work is confusing the he'll out of her , has missed the litter tray and pissed on the wall.......
     
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  17. J๏E..

    J๏E.. The King of Hearts

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    Only the best attire and gob perfume for not 606, brb wouldn't have it any other way.. ;)
     
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  18. J๏E..

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    Cats never miss an opportunity, lesson learnt for you tonight Jasper..<ok>

    Btw, what would your you tube handle be?
     
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    Youtubers all seem to be total bellends, I took my daughters shopping to get them away from it last weekend, yes hardly an improvement but learned a way to get them to leave any shop pretty much instantly. It’s a simple technique and thoroughly effective, just start dancing next to them to the background music.
     
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    There’s one who goes to the tennis club where my son has lessons. Apparently he’s worth millions. I’d never heard of him and the next day saw some lad in a Chelsea shirt with the YouTuber’s name on the back of it. Mental.
     
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