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  1. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    how your cock has a tendency to hang to the left or the right? Well, have you ever been having a pish and not been holding your cock properly and it swings to the left or right(in my case the left) and pished on the guys shoes next to you? I haven't.
     
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  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Have you not posted this before?
     
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  3. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    I'm guessing pishing on some poor unsuspecting ****'s shoes is a regular occurrence for Monny.
     
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  4. monacoger

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    No, but i did post about whether to move your feet or not if somebody comes to stand beside you at the urinal, it was a completely unrelated thread, that one was about common courtesy, not about pishing on the guys shoes.
     
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  5. monacoger

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    They aren't always unsuspecting.
     
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  6. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Whatever. Stop being a ****ing dick.
     
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  7. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    How very dare you tell me what to do. I shall do as I please.
     
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  8. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh>

    It takes all kinds...
     
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  9. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    Have you ever got up in the night and pissed in the birds wardrobe when lagging drunk?

    Me neither.
     
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  10. monacoger

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    Not just the wardrobe, when I was in Geneva, I rented a room from a couple for a few weeks and I woke up just about to pish all over the husband's face. Needless to say, I was asked to leave the next day.
     
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  11. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Just be pleased you have a cock that's able to hang to the left or right.

    As the president and secretary of the Inch In A Wrinkle Association, pissing on someone's shoes is nothing but a pipedream.
     
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  12. monacoger

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    Sorry to hear that mate.
     
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    :emoticon-0150-hands
     
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  14. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Anyway, keep your pecker up, erm...take care mate.
     
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  15. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    *Dress
     
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  16. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    If ye pissed on my Sambas if kick yer **** in ya clatty bastard
     
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  17. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Good luck with that, you would need to find me first and if Smug can't do it, nobody can!
     
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  18. Tina.

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    mines hangs to the right.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

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    Like all good Catholics:emoticon-0148-yes:
     
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  20. monacoger

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    Not if you have your cock out for a pish, it is only "dress" if you have your cock in your jeans/trousers. Dizzy ****.
     
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