You Know You're A ****

........when you agree that jobby jabbing homos should be allowed to adopt

 

when you're hinging out the back of yer boyfriend

 

......when you move to Edinburgh and start going to the theatre to fit in with the other ****s.

 

When your stuck on an oil rig for 2 months with 200 sweaty men.

 

.....when you move to Perth.

 

When "Furry boots" is part of your vocabulary.

 

When you make up a thread about it as a means of denial.

 

.......when you rage at everyone on a forum after being declined an invitation to the family Christmas get together.

 

......When your heroes are Elton **** and his nonce husband.

 

Haw, ****. I'm friends with a lesbo couple who had IV. They now have a smashing wee boy who is almost 3 now.

 

when you're friends with a couple of carpet munchers who need a male donor to procreate........................that's when you really know you're a ****

 

I didny donate

 

no because you are sterile.

probably the trauma of losing a digit.

 

you will never know if you are sterile or not. you can't get a boy pregnant by pumping him up the dung funnel.

 

when your uncle Fergus plays hide the sausage in your chocolate starfish and you pretend you don't know where the sausage is.

 

a scouser joking about child abuse. well they do say your own experiences are a fertile breeding ground for humour.

 

who mentioned any children? you must have Scottish blood?
abuse is not a joke!

 

Yes it is when it's happening to some **** else.