Yaaaaaaaaaas Let the moaning begin! Expect these words in the media today! Chaos Mayhem Hell Nightmare Winter returns FOR **** SAKE ITS ONLY ****ING SNOW!
I'd prefer the snow to the pishy ****in rain and bastard howlin wind at the minute. My ****in bed was ****in warm too. Bastard EDIT: I've got a ****in hangover too.
My bed was too warm to get out of this morning, so I gave myself an another hour and got the train instead of the bus today
Clingin on to the fact that I'm off tomorrow. Out for a meal tonight and a few beer, hopefully wake up at the normal time tomorrow morning, look outside to see the rain battering off the window.................and just roll back over. Bliss.
B-Celtic you lucky **** Spare a thought for me and Frank......doing the west highland way this weekend I was sitting last night and my window was covered in snow and was thinking, why the **** am I doing this?
Bollix to that ML, that's something I simply could not do so fair play to ye both Gimme a pub with an open fire and a Guinness and I'm yer man
We're going to have to keep walking through the night to keep warm The whole time I'll just be thinking of getting to Fort William and getting pished A hip flask of whiskey should keep the cold at bay, just ask old uncle tommy
Surely "Brand New Born Again Nev" would be up for it too? Get him fixed up with lycra, sweatbands and a walkman. He'll be back on the lash in no time
oh ML, between the psycho wench, the resurgent brain tumor and the stalingrad like weather conditions the odds of you living through till the end off the wk just get slimmer and slimmer
I think Mick will probably be opening a book on how long I have left At least I have the baws to do it LR
**** you ****o i'll look forward to the point where turn round and leave you guys "i really need to get back, i'm meant to be going out on the lash later"