Wtf

Just had a phone call from my Ma from work asking is my name spelt 'Cia' or 'Cai'

Her Da was called Ciaran, her brother, son and my son her grandson FFS.

Women are tubes sometimes.

 

Lies.

 

My nephew is spelled Kieran. A Scottish spelling or did his parents make it up?

 

You'll no be allowed in the club hoose now you've revealed that.

 

It's either the truth or I have one ****ed up head for making something like that up.

 

I have an extremely unusual middle name

I misspelt it my whole life until I received my NI card

 

I'll go with the latter You must at least have a touch of what medro has, coming from the same place.

 

That's the Anglo version. There is no letter K in the Gaelic language.

 

Spill!!

 

Nah, that's easy to spell.

My quess is that his middle name is cunnilingus.

 

No danger.

I might as well post my home address

 

That'd be a **** 'quess'. That's not even a typo, that's a FAIL.

 

I know what it is

 

Well excuse me, I'm sure.

 

Nope.

 

That's why she should have just named you Billy.

 

My older brother is William so it was no can do.

 

Fucing wany language for diddaoi prics.

 

Aye.