http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=120921191&page=1 Cant confirm the credibilty of this story but worth a read either way
"She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can... " We've all been there