I have just discovered that Pat Rice used to be a woman. Pat, or Patricia had a sex change 15 years ago and is now the proud owner of a tucked in willy. The only other person who knew this amazing fact is none other than Arsene Wenger (himself a pre-op transvestite), who learnt of the news when Rice saw him in the showers and said "you've seen mine, now show me yours..." The trial continues.
Ah, a theological and philosophical question rolled into one. Unless this is a prayer?? I suspect the answer however, is he doesn't need to. Being omnipotent, his arse and nose are everywhere at the same time...
