Who's that lying on the carpet Who's that dying on the floor It's shankly on his back he's had a heart attack and he won't be going to Wembley anymore.
Irish, Celtic supporters are the biggest mopes. Or perhaps pseudo Irish, Celtic supporters like Mindy.
Pseudo Irish? As in referring to descendants of Irish people living elsewhere, ie. Scotland. Many examples can be found in the Green Brigade.
I'm not sure if his use of commas after an adjective and before the subject are correct either - I didn't want to jump right in there in case I'm wrong