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World War III

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Sweats, Aug 28, 2013.

  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    It doessn't matter who did "it" . It is not our problem nor should we be getting involved in the internal and eternal bickering in the middle east . And we especially shouldn't be indulging in the eeny meeny miney mo policy of intervention in that region .

    We are not the worlds police force . These pathetic attempts to prove we are a super power have been disastrous . We ride in on the coattails of the USA slaughter quite a few locals then **** off leaving chaos in our wake .

    It's the Syrians fight , let them get on with it . Do not throw even more weapons into the equation and remember one obvious truth .

    If they are busy killing each other they are not killing us .
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Agreed. <ok>
     
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  3. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    Wait a minute. Whit's aw this ****e <grr>

    Whit happened to the growing weed thread?
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Well according to the good book armaggeddon starts with murderous hordes attacking us from the middle east.

    It's begun...
     
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  5. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Make hay, not war.
     
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  6. charlienicholasismydad

    charlienicholasismydad Active Member

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    We did our best Bib but these ****s keep ruining it with their current affairs ****e <grr>

    We need MD to stop cultivating and type more!!
     
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  7. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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  8. charlienicholasismydad

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    <applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause><applause> Now the silence all makes sense <laugh>
     
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  9. MARTIN IS BACK AGAIN

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    do you like wweed
    i do
     
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  10. Sweats

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    ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2013 EUROPE

    The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

    The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

    The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

    Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

    The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."

    Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ..

    The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

    Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.
     
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  11. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    I went to England's oldest state school (founded 700AD). Can I be his Nick Clegg?
     
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  12. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    That depends.

    Do you take it up the ****epipe?
     
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  13. Erik

    Erik Well-Known Member

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    Do you even need to ask, honey?
     
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  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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  15. RobSpur

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    you beat mine by about 200 years. looks like you're the boss.
     
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  16. RobSpur

    RobSpur Well-Known Member

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    it got a bit much after a bit, but that bit was <laugh> <laugh>
     
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  17. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    They should've done an Irish one.

    Stage 1 - "Well, the lord works in mysterious ways, so he does".

    Stage 2 - "Bejeesus. Would you look at what going on over there?"

    Stage 3 - "Oh Danny boy, the pipes the pipes are callin', From glen to gl.. zzzzzzzzz".
     
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  18. gas

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    Since when have the Paddies got involved in a global conflict? :bandit::bandit:
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Good point. They were good at guiding those Nazi bombers in though.
     
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  20. Sweats

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    Anyone watching the bbc news?? The two Syrian sisters were hot!! Ah wid
     
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