At the Pearly Gates !! Queen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven. The Angel tells them unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must decide which of them gets in. The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to Heaven. Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to be able to see them every day for eternity.' The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question. Without saying a word, the Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, drinks it down. Then, wees into a toilet and pulls the lever. The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.' Dolly is outraged and screams, 'What was that all about? show you two of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down She wees into a toilet and she gets in! Explain that to me!' 'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, ‘but even in Heaven, a Royal Flush beats a Pair - no matter how big they are.........
Californian - Hotelier Hope you are having a great day with your Grandson, happy and memorable days Signing off unfortunately, see you tomorrow. Take care
I’m watching the Barbarians v NZ 1973 - BBC Wales showing the full game! Sleep well Hotelier - Marriott* * - other hoteliers are available
Morning Taff & PH All well here, trust same applies to you and yours. Ah...that game and THAT try (have it on video). The other thing that stood out for me, was just how good Tom David was Is all quiet in the Taff household after yesterday's excitement Today's link will test your memory, theme is words containing the random letters E V E Marriott - Steve
Morning Nick - all tired this morning, except Harri Apart from tiredness, all ok here and pleased that you are all ok at your end Great link ! Steve - Eventually
I remember it well Eventually - Development Good luck vs Sheff Wed Having some "drops" in my eyes @ 10:30, pre annual scan, so will be offline for a couple of hours
Morning Nick & Taff, All fine here, and I hope you and yours are all well, development Venerable** ** other Bedes she are also available. Albeit spelt of it differently
sorry, my voice dictation misheard a couple of things, and added an inexplicable word to my last post. I hope the test goes okay, Nick! Rejuvenate leverage ** ** other nouns that horribly get turned into verbs in 'management speak' are also available.
