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Women Are Insane

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Bhoy From Brum, Feb 12, 2010.

  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Phone just went & it was the mrs, can't answer at my desk so let it ring out.

    Thought I'd better ring her back as she doesn't usually call me unless its an emergency, also had an email telling me it was urgent.

    My sons not been very well so got a bit worried as to what might have happened...........

    Me " Whats up has soemthing happened?"

    Mrs " How do you get rid of photo's from Facebook?"

    Me "What do you mean? What photo's?"

    Mrs " Remember that photo that girl took of us in the club friday? Well you & Becky look alright but I look really stupid"

    Me "You rang me at work to say you look stupid in a photo? Your not even on facebook anyway you dick. " <doh>

    ****ing spanner.

    She's going to complain about the photo to Facebook now about how its an invasion of her privacy <laugh> Your a housewife not a ****ing WAG.
     
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  2. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <laugh>

    love it!

    mrs. LR went in the huff with me because she decided to tidy the flat and i didnt help her (i was in bed and it was 11pm ffs <doh>) i got up, cleaned the sink until she looked mildly placated then shot off to bed and made sure i was out before she came in.

    ****ing bonkers. tbf planning a wedding and finishing a phd have fairly cranked up the mental factor!
     
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  3. insane is right. thats just not normal
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    She's not on facebook so she can't even be tagged on it the dumb ****er.
     
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  5. NOLUWDC

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    if she's not on facebook, how the **** did she see the pic??
     
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  6. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Has she hacked your facebook brum? <laugh>
     
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  7. TN8

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    <laugh> They are ****in lunatics.

    I got in from work just before 6 last night to the smell of cooking, went in the kitchen, said hello & gave her a kiss, she had pork chops mash and veg on - ready in a couple of mins she said cos she'd agreed to go into work for 7 instead of 8.

    Great, i thought and off i went to get out of my work clothes and stick some trackie bottoms and a t-shirt on.

    I then stood in front of the tv for ONE minute at 6pm to catch the Sky Sports News headlines and all of a sudden she's slamming the plates down on the table behind me and having a go at me for not helping with the dinner! <yikes> <doh>

    Me: "It was pretty much ready when I came in, what was I supposed to do?"

    Nutjob: "You could have poured the ****ing drinks or got the plates out!"

    Jesus christ! <laugh>
     
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  8. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Insane women or senile women?
     
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  9. lone ranger

    lone ranger Active Member

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    <laugh>

    TN8, this is almost the exact same situation i described earlier, even i knew it wasnt time for a hilarious "its wimmins work" comment
     
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  10. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    She hasn't hacked in to mine as such........she has my login details. **** knows why I did that, half the ****s on my page were accepted by her <doh>
     
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  11. Rocket

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    <laugh>

    I made the silly mistake of getting Mrs.R a Sony Notebook for Xmas. Up till then she had no idea how to work a computer and now I'm terrified she logs into my Hotmail account and asks what the **** I'm doing on Friends Reunited Dating?

    I only signed up to see if I recognised anyone locally, had no intention of taking things further. <whistle>
     
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  12. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    I assumed your prolonged absence from here was to do with you having mentioned you`d got Mrs Rocket a laptop and she had indeed discovered your various schemes....the holiday in thailand springs to mind <eek>
     
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