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  1. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    i will soon be going to my usual winter retreat flying on the 4th dec to the land of smile thailand and my usual excursion down to philippines after , i will get massages organised for bielsa to keep him primed up , and also will be watching all leeds united games live , if bielsa wants a few girls thrown in let me know i can get a few special massages organised , also any leeds players wanting extra exercise i can sort that out down on the beach at dawn doing 100 metres to the dozen on pattaya beach , i will of course observe all action as my 2 girlfriends rub sun oil into my aching limbs on the beach or appropriate den of observation .
    PS All january transfers can be undertaken in the go go bar as i will be shouting come on down number 8 ha ha dont worry number 8 will keep bielsa entertained there could even be a round of applause by the crowd ha ha .
    anyone got any tips of players needed ? massage techniques ? or formations that could improve things ha ha ? THE PICTURE BELOW i got to say i was at the match in bangkok in july 2002 when leeds played bangkok X1 which leeds won 2-1

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    BANGKOK, THAILAND: English Premiership team Leeds United football manager Terry Venables (L) gestures during practice as player Harry Kewell (R) looks on at Rajamangala stadium in Bangkok, 29 July 2002. Leeds Uniteds are on an Asian tour and will play an exhibition match against team Bangkok XI on 30 July. AFP PHOTO/Pornchai KITTIWONGSAKUL (Photo credit should read PORNCHAI KITTIWONGSAKUL/AFP/Getty Images)
     
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  2. lifecheshirewhite

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    Don't swim in the sea at Pattaya m8,raw sewerage is pumped not far out to sea and known as one of the worlds dirtiest areas to swim.
     
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    Infidel Well-Known Member

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    How long you going for Sniffer?
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    i go to jomtien beach only 15 mins or you can go out to khoh larn island a beautiful white sand clean beach and the sea is clear can see right to bottom , also alot of times i swim in sea at pattaya beach to cool down in december and january its 90 f so need to cool off also hotel has swimming pool anyway , but i cant resist a massage on beach in pattaya can fall asleep getting massaged for 1 hour 6 pounds cannot beat it
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    6 months mate , 2 months in pattaya and also trips to bangkok to see mates who live over there also got mates from bristol builders , electricians etc who want to be over there in winter out of cold , then i fly to philippines after 2 months in thailand and stay philippines for 1 month maybe longer if action is good which it usually is , then back to thailand pattaya and bangkok for 3 months i might buy a condo this time so i got a place in the sun as i would like to retire out there , beautiful girls, cheap living , cheap for beer , all leeds united games on live and premiership matches , 90f all year round cant beat it . have you been out there mate ?
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    just got to say also the above picture of terry venables in charge of leeds united far east tour , i was there at that match BANGKOK X1 v LEEDS UNITED JULY 2002 in bangkok , first and only time leeds played in thailand and i desperatly wanted leeds to win the match as it probably would be the ONLY time i would probably see leeds united play in bangkok thailand and leeds did not let me down as leeds won 2-1 alan smith got substituted during game as he was flying in with tackles and it was supposed to be a FRIENDLY !! HA HA anyway got to say leeds united is well known in thailand as they remember when leeds were in the premiership ! and alot of thais are leeds united fans
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    I always say Thailand has got ALL 3 things a man needs cheap beer , women and live football ( but actually it has got more than that , cheap food and living also great weather blue sky and sunshine most of the year, and a laid back lifestyle ! )
     
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    ristac Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Are you sure you’re not getting mixed up with Great Yarmouth ;)
     
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    Kewels managing Notts County at moment, I say at moment cos he's got to buck up if he intends on keeping his job..
     
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    Looks like Glory has gone on his winter retreat but can't see him coming back. He's now in Dubia and cant see rag heads allowing him to troll people over there without at least a public flogging <cheers>
     
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    See Foyth started for Spurs yesterday,can't see any loan happening,mind he gave 2 pens away,so not sure I want anyway <laugh>
     
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    Seems like the wallies are on their anual winter retreat in Germany.
     
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  13. sniffer1

    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    yes kewel was a good player , saw him play many times could keep a ball and other team players could not get near him to get it off him , i was there at the match to watch bangkok X1 V Leeds utd it was strange going 6 miles down the road to watch leeds play 5.929 miles from leeds
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    yes i would rather be swimming in sea in thailand than in great yarmouth any day of the week , i go in sea in pattaya to cool off from 90f , not freeze my b.lls off
     
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    Glory might enjoy a public flogging ! ha ha
     
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    Floooging..........mmmmmmmmmm.....
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    yessss flooooging him , while sniffer gets a nice 22 year old girl go go dancer on his knee ha ha brisbane will be over in land of smile also not far from you while i got to go 5,500 miles as the crow flys ha ha anyway got live football leeds united games on !! ha ha
     
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    sniffer1 Well-Known Member

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    Spurs are crap anyway they always had a SPINELESS GUTLESS team and not won anything , wait till leeds utd are up in premier league next season that will put the CAT amongst the pigeons , european super league NEEDS LEEDS UNITED !! HA HA
     
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    Kangaroos will get a walloping then in germany 10-1 1 goal scored by a possom ha ha
     
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    Hows great yarmouth ? ha ha has it frozen over !! LOL
     
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