Farmhand from the Northern Territory of Aus radios back to his Farm manager, Boss I've got a helluva problem here I hit a bloody pig with the truck , the pig seems OK but he's stuck in the Roo bar on the front and wriggling and screaming so bloody much I cannot get him out, the manager said OK there's a 303 behind the back seat take it out and shoot him then you will be able to get him out, five minutes later the manager gets another call " What the bloody problem now" Well boss its his motor bike it's stuck under the wheel arch and I cannot stop the bloody blue light flashing
did your momma not teach you what to do if you have nothing nice to say Bri? A wild pig is a boar. Phonetically ironic (the joke, not you Fredor). What do you call an Arab who separates two houses? Wahid Ali.
It's a Vic reeves big night out catchphrase to a poor joke. I just assume people watch good comedy fella. My bad.
That baldy pal is rubbish and wasn't even on the scene most of the best part of their career, they worked with the likes of Paul Whitehouse, Charlie Higson (who both co wrote The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer which followed Big Night Out), Mark Williams and Charlie Chuck. Matt Lucas didn't come in until the end of the last series of the Smell just before the very average Shooting Stars began. Jesus Tel, I thought only women didn't get Vic and Bob.
That guy makes me feel sick. To be honest, ever since I was a kid I've failed to grasp things that the majority find funny/interesting. I must just be wired differently!
Colloquial name for a policeman in Aus is PIg , so the manager thought that the pig was a Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh forget it
See you've missed the harmless inoffensive comedy reference too, I apologise for that but is there any need for a 9 year old's comeback? Very Poor
You are curiosity Terry. So what's your type of Comedy? Are you a comedy fan all? You definitely have a sense of humor, I've chuckled at it.
I can't really pigeon hole what I like mate, I love loads of stuff. Ricky Gervais' Office and Extras are probably my favourite two 'comedies' but I also liked Bottom, OF&Horses, Family Guy. I like some panel shows, in particular the one with Sean Lock on it I think he's genius. I don't know why I don't find a lot of it funny, like Monty Python for example, never laughed once at it. Or the guy who done Family Guy, he done that film Ted, I hated it. Some of the stuff you lot put on here has me in stitches mind.
You're got some great taste in comedy marra, seems the daft stuff ain't your cup of tea, fair do's. Love Family Guy, you should see his Cartoon Cavalcade, it's a cartoon sketch show, there's some poor ones on there but some are gold. Not worth buying though, it's all free on youtube as it was it's original release platform.
I'll have a look mate, I can't really get into American Dad either, seen you mention that the other day on here. I don't mind it, and can watch it but I don't find myself laughing at it, not as much as FG anyway. There was an episode of FG on a few weeks ago, with this clip on mate and I was doubled up watching it for the first time and my Mrs was sat there deadpan not laughing at all, it gets awkward like that sometimes you know! [video=youtube;4UeJzUzmFnQ]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UeJzUzmFnQ[/video]
I know it isn't, I was just cracking a comedy reference, so you took a shot at my town clearly misunderstanding what I said. Chill out man you've set up a comedy thread. Don't be so quick to lower yourself to school yard insults.
Fredor, that joke is about 20 years old, I knew you banana benders were behind the times but surely not that far. By the way, the mags have signed two chinamen, We Won Once and How Long Since. That jokes even older than yours but I thought it was topical for the situation.
love that clip. It took me ages to get into american dad, I just don't like Rodger, but despite that I've got into to mainly because of some of the less frequent characters. I like Principal Lewis anyway. [NSFW][video=youtube;ztzeSmTyF60]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztzeSmTyF60[/video] [video=youtube;VniftxcRuME]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VniftxcRuME[/video] [video=youtube;qBBycixDKFE]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBBycixDKFE&index=15&list=PLqSIiUmCvJPUhGbnKDnx9NfhMMv3vMLNR[/video] [video=youtube;IZGcMI_Z0Jg]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZGcMI_Z0Jg&index=17&list=PLqSIiUmCvJPUhGbnKDnx9NfhMMv3vMLNR[/video][/NSFW]
Did anyone else notice that we had Gomez and Adams on the same pitch on Saturday? I also noticed Fletcher making the sign of the cross when he came on the pitch...I didn't realise he was a Christian...
