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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    A logical strategy. Guaranteed to punish the perpetrators. <ok>
     
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  2. RAVENBLACK

    RAVENBLACK Well-Known Member

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    A reasonable course of action one would think.

    But no, the do-gooders and politically correct anal morons will not stand for it.

    Spastics.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Code:
    <!DOCTYPE html>
    <html>
    <head>
    <meta charset="ISO-8859-1">
    <title>Insert title here</title>
    </head>
    <body>
    
    <script type="text/javascript">
    var conf = confirm("Fancy a bumming?");
    if(conf==true) {
    	document.write("Meet me tonight at Coocaddens underpass. 8 o'clock sharp.");
    } else {
    	document.write("Chicken");
    }
    
    </script>
    </body>
    </html>
    Save it as an html file and knock yourself out.
     
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  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>

    You get a bonus <ok> for yer HTML being HTML5 ready (although DOCTYPE should not be uppercase) <whistle>

    You get a minus <ok> for yer Javascript using Java style bracing and indentation. <grr>
     
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  5. Tina.

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    only short hairy armed *****s understand that <doh>
     
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  6. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    It opens a blank page with an immediate dialog box asking "Fancy a bummming?"

    I you click "Yes" then "Meet me tonight at Coocaddens underpass. 8 o'clock sharp." is written to the page, otherwise "Chicken" is written to the page....

    ...oh, I see what you mean. I do have hairy arms.
     
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  7. Spook

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    Poor girl.

    Teachers are twats.
     
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  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    That'll be because I'm a Java certified programmer using Eclipse. I don't do much Javascript. <wah>
     
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  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hate Java style bracing <grr>

    I've got Eclipse Luna installed on this machine. Luna is probably really old by now and I never really used it. For the very little Java I do I tend to use Notepad++ cos I can also do the little bash and perl scripting I do from time to time.
     
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  10. Tina.

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    oh do **** off with your boring pish <doh>
     
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  11. RAVENBLACK

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    does it not interfere with the transducer interface with the di-lithium crystals?
     
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  12. Tina.

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    he's trying to pretend he's smart, ER, to impress Mick into giving him a job <doh>
     
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  13. EDGE.

    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  14. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Righty ho, I'll get back to pretending am chasing you.
     
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  15. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yes, Scotty.
     
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  16. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>

    I never thought of that. Do ye think it wid work?
     
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  17. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    <laugh>.
     
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  18. RAVENBLACK

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    Gambol and smart - um, don't thinks so somehow.
     
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  19. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    *is

    I am very smartestish.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    I'm having a nice cuppa Java right now.
     
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