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Wid Ye?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Strange Nipples ST, Dec 8, 2017.

  1. Strange Nipples ST

    Strange Nipples ST Well-Known Member

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    **** still doesn't get Wid Yeas <laugh>
     
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  2. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    ^^^^ Still doesn't get it.
     
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  3. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Despite having it explained to me I haven't grasped the concept.

    Why does ghost girl constitute a Wid Ye under your strict code of conduct?
     
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  4. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    It's been explained to him a dozen times too.

    **** is teetotal too. Can understand Aldo being a bit slow due to his turps addiction but Grove has no excuse.
     
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  5. Toby

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    You're the only person on GC that doesn't understand.

    It's funny as well as being a bit tragic.
     
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  6. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Here's another one at it

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    ‘A few months after I’d moved in, I woke early one morning to find a dark-haired, very good-looking young man lying next to me. ‘He was fully clothed – in a loose white shirt, a neck scarf and old-fashioned breeches. ‘He had a kind of shimmer to him as if he was behind a fluttering voile curtain. I told myself I was dreaming and rolled away from him. ‘As I faced the wall, I slowly realised I wasn’t asleep and, suddenly I was frozen with fear. I felt a hand on my waist but the touch was strange – light and cool.’ As Sian turned to look at him again, she said she knew that he was a ghost – the man in the painting. Sian said: ‘We started to make love. He was very gentle and stroked my body tenderly. During the lovemaking, I sensed all kinds of things about him – his name (Robert) and he lived (over 100 years ago). ‘We didn’t speak – it was as if he was communicating with me telepathically. His body was soft and light.

    http://metro.co.uk/2017/12/07/woman-sex-ghost-breaking-boyfriend-7141696/


    In short, she gets dumped by the boyfriend, moves to Wales, gets bored off her tits and hits the bottle after reading Pride and Prejudice, sticks her fingers in her knickers while dreaming of an old fashioned sort giving her the message.

    Wid by the way, fine set of diddies on her.
     
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  7. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Roofies are doing a roaring trade in that there Wales iirc
     
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    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    It was I who tenderly stroked her body. Then ****ed some sense into the silly cow
     
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  9. Ron

    Ron Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    ... or did I **** her senseless. Can't remember much about it to be honest
     
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